things to know:

  • I keep all my fortune cookie proverbs with me at all times because I like to take my good fortune with me wherever I go

  • I am a self-proclaimed thrift queen and love to find cool shit for other people

  • I was born and raised in southern California and you can like, tell

  • I blame my Vans obsession on that reason alone

  • I cried when Alabama lost the National Championship this year

  • I also cried when we won it last year

  • I was the mascot of my high school and the costume still haunts my nightmares

  • I got tattoo for my badass portfolio program, Minerva, at the University of Alabama

  • I’ve had it for two years and my parents have no idea, this is my way of breaking it to them

  • Sorry, Mom and Dad